*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*
having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden
Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic
"so they don’t panic"
The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic
I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
prisoners of the skeleton war